Snapshots: October 2010

Emma is gorgeous
Emma fucks like a champ
Emma has big 'ol titties
Emma loves Barbra...just like me
Emma makes me giggle
Emma's hair is like the sunlight
Emma speaks in a British accent
Emma has a ballin' tumblr
Emma has a fantastic blog
Emma puts pictures of me on her blog...it makes is sexier
Emma hates it when I burp
Emma skypes me through all hours of the night
Emma likes my silly room mates
Emma jizzes to Harry Potter 1-7 with me
Emma sings Willy Wonka with me
Emma likes Henry David Thoreau
Emma reminds everyone of Terri Greene Henning
Emma tells me she loves me
Emma is the dopest dope
Emma didn't actually think I'd write 100 things I love about her
Emma sings the “The Way We Were”
Emma cheers on Glen Coco
Emma lets me help her pick a font
Did I mention Emma fucks like a champ?
Emma loves “Will and Grace”
Emma is so happy she got this list
Emma just said, “My ass is going numb.”
Emma goes to art school
Emma ferociously clicks her mouse
Without Emma, I would be lost.
Emma doesn't put me in her design class projects
Emma thinks I crumpled up this list
Emma's video won't work
Emma is so happy that I want to come see her
Emma contradicts when I am upset
Emma loves me, like I love her
Emma thinks I'm super sexy
Emma takes new picts of me
Emma sends me dirty pictures of her HUGE tata's
Emma loves her ugly cat
Emma neglects me
Emma sings “Don't Rain on my Parade” on my FB wall
Emma quotes infamous HP 1-7 with me
Emma and I love the sorting hat songs
Emma is Bellatrix Lestrange
Emma wants to fuck me
Emma has funny sex dreams
Emma knows how to write a fantastic letter
Emma doesn't get my mail
Emma can't wait to read the next 50 reasons
Emma shows me how to work my complex camera
Emma cries when I cry
Emma wants to come to Harry Potter world with me
Emma masturbates every night
Emma loves that this is written in cursive
Emma has messy handwriting
Emma loves giggling at my jokes
Emma hates my weird nail colors
Emma makes me take my clothes off in dirty, murky water
Emma tells me everything
Emma sabotages Trinity's yearbook...post graduation
Emma wants me naked
Emma cooks me dinner
Emma lets me shower in her house :D
Emma deals with my weird knitting obsession
Emma has depth to her personality
Emma doesn't listen when every one tells her I'm a bitch
Emma is allergic to gluten
Emma giggles because I'm in number '69'
Emma shows me cool pictures
Emma wants me to make her a Weasley sweater
Emma deals with me strange picture ideas
Emma lives in Goffstown
Emma smells pretty
Emma makes me love the simple things
Emma hates my tattoo
Emma loves Broadway
Emma is sad there is only one page left
Emma thinks black ink is romantic
Emma makes fun of my lack of photography knowledge
Emma loves my mom
Emma is afraid to wax her poon
Emma probably hates the word “poon”
Emma loves spraying her letters with gorgeous perfumes
Emma is counting the days until I arrive to visit
Emma is in love with surprise
Emma will never doubt my ways again
Emma will take tequila shots with me
Emma loves white wine
Emma hates “Elf”
Emma has an adorable dog
Emma wants to shoot me with dry ice
Emma can't think of a male model for me
Emma makes fun of bad models with me
Emma puts sexy pictures on my wall
Emma hates Ron Weasley
Emma sings Harry Potter Puppet Pals with me
VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE
Emma is pumped that I send her a dark mark tat
Emma is my favorite friend

I especially love #45......#82 is not true and neither is #54, but other than that - dead on. Really, I hate the word 'poon.'