100 things that Leah Gene loves about me....aka BEST LIST EVER COMPILED

1. Emma is gorgeous

2. Emma fucks like a champ

3. Emma has big 'ol titties

4. Emma loves Barbra...just like me

5. Emma makes me giggle

6. Emma's hair is like the sunlight

7. Emma speaks in a British accent

8. Emma has a ballin' tumblr

9. Emma has a fantastic blog

10. Emma puts pictures of me on her blog...it makes is sexier

11. Emma hates it when I burp

12. Emma skypes me through all hours of the night

13. Emma likes my silly room mates

14. Emma jizzes to Harry Potter 1-7 with me

15. Emma sings Willy Wonka with me

16. Emma likes Henry David Thoreau

17. Emma reminds everyone of Terri Greene Henning

18. Emma tells me she loves me

19. Emma is the dopest dope

20. Emma didn't actually think I'd write 100 things I love about her

21. Emma sings the “The Way We Were”

22. Emma cheers on Glen Coco

23. Emma lets me help her pick a font

24. Did I mention Emma fucks like a champ?

25. Emma loves “Will and Grace”

26. Emma is so happy she got this list

27. Emma just said, “My ass is going numb.”

28. Emma goes to art school

29. Emma ferociously clicks her mouse

30. Without Emma, I would be lost.

31. Emma doesn't put me in her design class projects

32. Emma thinks I crumpled up this list

33. Emma's video won't work

34. Emma is so happy that I want to come see her

35. Emma contradicts when I am upset

36. Emma loves me, like I love her

37. Emma thinks I'm super sexy

38. Emma takes new picts of me

39. Emma sends me dirty pictures of her HUGE tata's

40. Emma loves her ugly cat

41. Emma neglects me

42. Emma sings “Don't Rain on my Parade” on my FB wall

43. Emma quotes infamous HP 1-7 with me

44. Emma and I love the sorting hat songs

45. Emma is Bellatrix Lestrange

46. Emma wants to fuck me

47. Emma has funny sex dreams

48. Emma knows how to write a fantastic letter

49. Emma doesn't get my mail

50. Emma can't wait to read the next 50 reasons

51. Emma shows me how to work my complex camera

52. Emma cries when I cry

53. Emma wants to come to Harry Potter world with me

54. Emma masturbates every night

55. Emma loves that this is written in cursive

56. Emma has messy handwriting

57. Emma loves giggling at my jokes

58. Emma hates my weird nail colors

59. Emma makes me take my clothes off in dirty, murky water

60. Emma tells me everything

61. Emma sabotages Trinity's yearbook...post graduation

62. Emma wants me naked

63. Emma cooks me dinner

64. Emma lets me shower in her house :D

65. Emma deals with my weird knitting obsession

66. Emma has depth to her personality

67. Emma doesn't listen when every one tells her I'm a bitch

68. Emma is allergic to gluten

69. Emma giggles because I'm in number '69'

70. Emma shows me cool pictures

71. Emma wants me to make her a Weasley sweater

72. Emma deals with me strange picture ideas

73. Emma lives in Goffstown

74. Emma smells pretty

75. Emma makes me love the simple things

76. Emma hates my tattoo

77. Emma loves Broadway

78. Emma is sad there is only one page left

79. Emma thinks black ink is romantic

80. Emma makes fun of my lack of photography knowledge

81. Emma loves my mom

82. Emma is afraid to wax her poon

83. Emma probably hates the word “poon”

84. Emma loves spraying her letters with gorgeous perfumes

85. Emma is counting the days until I arrive to visit

86. Emma is in love with surprise

87. Emma will never doubt my ways again

88. Emma will take tequila shots with me

89. Emma loves white wine

90. Emma hates “Elf”

91. Emma has an adorable dog

92. Emma wants to shoot me with dry ice

93. Emma can't think of a male model for me

94. Emma makes fun of bad models with me

95. Emma puts sexy pictures on my wall

96. Emma hates Ron Weasley

97. Emma sings Harry Potter Puppet Pals with me

98. VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

99. Emma is pumped that I send her a dark mark tat

100. Emma is my favorite friend

     
     

     I especially love #45......#82 is not true and neither is #54, but other than that - dead on. Really, I hate the word 'poon.'